2005-04-13 - Bobby Hamlove
Hello I am an alien. Do you wanrt to come to my planet for dinner? I have a huge c*ck.
2005-03-23 - Mr.Mugu Obinna (website)
I love this siteooooooo.
awesome site loved the mad libs
2005-03-19 - Kenneth Mark Hoover
After reading some of the messages on this guestbook I've come to the conclusion we would all be better off if we just lined the morons up against a wall and shot them. Then again, they do make great cannon fodder. That's what the "conspiracies" are really for, of course. They serve to tag and separate those mouth-breathers from the shallow end of the global gene pool. Marking them, if you will, for use by the True Elite: People with functioning brain stems.
Skip, have you thought about doing a "debunk" on John Titor? Just an idea.
Great site. You know you're doing something right when the J-freaks start spewing blood out of their nostrils because you won't take the Biblical quotes at face value.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to report for work. We're laying a biochem trail over Las Vegas tonight which, believe it or not, will make those who can least afford it gamble all their money away. Result? The losers will be willing to suck you off for a pattymelt sandwich later in the morning. Hey, we all benefit....
2005-01-25 - Xiang (website)
The greatest threat to mankind is Mercritis. Xiang
2005-01-20 - N/A
Can you PLEASE edit All Hallow's Eve to a full screen version? Even make it downloadable! Maybe first person (from the balcony).
2005-01-19 - Anonymous
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you boring people
2005-01-16 - Classified
The CFC! The Trilateral commision! The Bildeburgers! The chemtrail planes and the black helicopters all answer to...... Hippolito Rodriguez.
2005-01-08 - Bonefish.ca (website)
cool site. could u give me some of your games for my website?
2005-01-07 - me & my wacky friends
thanks! james has been nattering about all those conspiracy for ages!
The guestbook has been disabled due to excessive spamming by jackballs who apparently believe everyone in the entire world absolutely must hear about their lame sex-related products. I have removed the hundreds of spam messages that were generated each day and left the legitimate guestbook submissions available.
Someday I may revive the guestbook. I haven't decided yet.